tesg's guide to big chain road food consumption
you're going to die, why not do it with a big bean & cheese burrito and a lime slurpee in hand?

tesg used to write "food reviews you can't use" for a radio station web site.  The reviews were of fast food places not found locally. 

The theme is expanded here to include chains that typically have (or have had) multiple locations in multiple states that tesg feels compelled to write about

So how quickly will this crap kill you?  Get nutritional information at Dietfacts.com

FAMOUS LAST WORDS HEARD IN FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS

• "For here or to go?" (McDonald's employee, over the drive-thru speaker)
• "Because you're the only one who knows how to make the food." (Taco Bell)
• "The cook only knows how to make scrambled eggs." (Steak n Shake waitress)
• "It's not very good." (McDonald's employee, when handing me an ice cream cone through the drive-thru)
• "They're running a little late and they haven't turned on the grill yet."  (Burger King at 11:15am on a Thursday)
• "Don't eat here." (Said in a hushed voice by a Jack in the Box employee over the drive-thru speaker)